Blatter: Human Error is a Crucial Part of Love-Making

Benzema lost his shirt

Benzema: “I didn’t know she was under-age, but I wasn’t with her anyway, so even If I was it wouldn’t have been my fault, but I wasn’t, so it doesn’t matter anyway”

Disgraced, French, International and Real Madrid flop Karim Benzema, has denied paying for sex with an underage prostitute and also denied knowing the age of the prostitute, which he says he didn’t pay to have sex with anyway.

Benzema and fellow French team mate Franck Ribery were charged this week for the hiring for sex, of Zahia Dehar (now 18), who is defending the players, saying, they treated her “as well as any professional can be expected to do”. The scandal comes at a time when the general public could be forgiven for thinking that every footballer is an uneducated scumbag. However, some fans of the sport beg to differ. “I saw one before and he wasn’t raping, spitting, insulting or disrespecting,” said soccer fanatic Karlo Jemkins. “Although, he was drunk and asleep in the corner of a nightclub at the time”.

Although the news story is not an issue for football’s governing body FIFA, Sepp Blatter has not ruled out the possibility of using video technology in future cases. “Although human error is a crucial part of love-making, we must ensure that our players have all the help they need in making the right choices”. Blatter’s proposal will see the introduction of ‘bed-post technology’, which will involve a camera looking directly across the line of the headboards of player’s hotel beds and two referee assistants, who will alert the FIFA officials when a player looks to be ‘straying offside’.

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Article published on Friday, July 23rd, 2010 at 9:00 am.
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