The Sin Generator as it generates sins (Pic: Cernavoda/bubble_gum)
The Vatican in Rome have come out and said the reason for comparing female priesthood to pedophilia last week was because their sin-generator malfunctioned.
The gadget has been generating sins for over 20 years yet recently it has started to get ‘wackier and wackier’ over the past few months according to a Vatican spokesman. The Pope has issued a statement where he calls for all Christians to ‘feel free to ignore’ any sin announced during the past six months. As well as the u-turn on female priesthood other sins that the public is advised to forget are; whistling, sleeping in public, chewing with your front teeth and stirring tea with anything but a pipe-cleaner.
It is yet another reason for the church to be left red-faced but the Vatican itself are not taking responsibility for the gaffe. “We trust in the technology of the modern world,” claimed the spokesman. “We have a young technician lad who comes in once a month and runs virus checks on the sin-generator and for it to go down on us now, if you excuse the pun, is by no means our fault.”
Avid Christian Tom Baxner, however, believes that the malfunction is the work of the lord and all sins generated should be abided by. “This is a sign that Jesus is with us,” said Baxner. “All sins are sinful and we need to listen when the lord speaks. I drink coffee so the pipe-cleaner thing hasn’t really been a problem as yet. But I’ve been to confession twice this week already for whistling. It’s the Black Eyed Peas I blame. Dudes know how to rhyme a catchy groove.”
Tags: Catholic Church, Pope, Religion, Vatican
Article published on Monday, July 26th, 2010 at 9:09 am.Filed under Article, International, Society.
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