Mobile phone footage has been posted on the Internet of a teacher encouraging a student in front of a full classroom in Ohio, USA.
International
Chilean Miners Outraged at C0-workers ‘Over-elaborate Marriage Proposal’
Davey Blue, Tuesday, August 31st, 2010
32 Chilean miners are said to be fuming after finding out that their 4 month, underground prison is all an elaborate plan by work colleague Esteban Rojas to get his girlfriend Jessica Yanez to marry him.
Pakistani Officials Criticised for Refusing to Comment on ‘Cat in a Wheelie Bin’
Davey Blue, Friday, August 27th, 2010
High-ranking officials in flood-ridden Pakistan are under criticism today for their reluctance to take part in the ongoing ‘cat in the wheelie bin’ debate.
Outrage as Obama Backs Plans for Ground Zero Mailbox
Davey Blue, Monday, August 23rd, 2010
Barack Obama is under attack for being ‘insensitive and insulting’ to the families of those who died on September 11th (2001) by allowing a mailbox to be erected only kilometers away from where thousands of Americans lost their lives.
Naomi Campbell Sentenced to 6 years of Inconvenience
Davey Blue, Wednesday, August 18th, 2010
British supermodel Naomi Campbell will be sentenced before the war crimes court today for her part in the ‘Blood Diamond’ saga and is expected to serve up to 6 years of being inconvenienced.
Private Citizen Shocked to Find He Has Entered The Public Domain
Micks mate...mates with Mick, Tuesday, August 17th, 2010
A private citizen affected by chronic sleepwalking (somnambulism) has gone into hiding as he mounts a legal battle to ‘reclaim his soul’ from international media and transnational corporations.
Lost Man Found Sick and Malnourished After GPS Battery Failure
Whee Hom Sum, Thursday, August 12th, 2010
A Texas man was found stranded on a desert highway earlier today in a distraught state while wearing his underpants on his head. The man identified as Straitharn Foley (35) was reported missing three days ago.
Death of Thousands of Non-English Speakers Almost Makes Front Page News
Davey Blue, Tuesday, August 10th, 2010
As death tolls rise throughout the non-English speaking population of the world, from natural disasters and impoverished living conditions, reports on such catastrophes are edging closer and closer to becoming top stories on television, radio and newspaper reports.
Sarkozy To Ban Female MPs From Making Important Decisions During Menstrual Cycle
Davey Blue, Monday, August 9th, 2010
Not content with telling Muslim women how to dress, French president Nicolas Sarkozy has turned his ignorance to his fellow politicians and in particular, female members of the European parliament.
Berlusconi Denies Having Any Part in Naomi Campbell Being Offered ‘A Couple of Dirty Looking Stones in a Pouch’
Davey Blue, Friday, August 6th, 2010
Supporters of Silvio Berlusconi distanced themselves last night from the trial of former Liberian president Charles Taylor by stating that the ‘dirty pouch of stones’ described by the supermodel was by in no means related to the Italian Prime minister.
